January 2011
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Top 10 Misinterpreted Song Meanings →
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
pwnator:
fuckyeahlolthings:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, never mind, you won’t get it.
ahahahahaha
icwtudidthar
Touché.
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Please read this.
inkedimagination:
thisinhumanplace:
nodcast started following you
Thank you! Hope my babble is worth the follow :)
I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home.
And then...
– He’s Just Not That Into You
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Why Chinese Mothers Are Superior
Here’s a story in favor of coercion, Chinese-style. Lulu was about 7, still playing two instruments, and working on a piano piece called “The Little White Donkey” by the French composer Jacques Ibert. The piece is really cute—you can just imagine a little donkey ambling along a country road with its master—but it’s also incredibly difficult for young players because...
Reasons why I'm single:
marianuum:
everything-zen:
I’m ugly.
I’m awkward as fuck.
I have a weird sense of humor that no one gets.
I really can’t understand how a relationship works.
I’m super boring. I don’t talk too much.
The only guy I wanna be with wouldn’t want a girl like me
Honestly the only reason is because I’m ugly, once you’re attractive people just deal with the rest.
^
Because I tend to fall...
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I do not love you as if you were salt-rose or topaz,
or the arrows of...
– XVII (I do not love you…) - Pablo Neruda [translated by Stephen Tapscott]
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wantnews started following you
Thank you! Welcome, and I hope you enjoy my randomness :)
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A Mother's Journey
lafieranegredo:
This is the most beautiful, the most sad thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.
*tears*
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Reblog if you loved @ZacharyLevi & knew he could...
kiraplatinum:
;)
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Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what...
– John Mayer (via mygrandescape)
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littleladyblack started following you
I appreciate the follow, thank you :)
heartlabel started following you
Thank you so much! Hope you don’t mind my random posts :)
lubletz and pinkneoncupcakes started following you
It’s appreciated, thank you! Welcome to my ramblings :)
When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
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I breathe sarcasm :P
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Patrick: So what’s your excuse?
Kat: For?
Patrick: Acting the...
– 10 Things I Hate About You